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WANTED: One highly organized assistant  

If Marie Kondo is your spirit animal, here’s your opportunity to turn creative chaos and clutter into a streamlined workspace. 

I’m a professional comedian/writer who needs a part-time organizer/assistant to clear the decks at my office and a rented storage space. It’s a little bit (okay, a LOT) of everything: photos, collectibles, paperwork, videos, mementos, and more. 

No joke: My 2026 goal is to archive what matters, sell what doesn’t, and organize the rest. (I cannot do it alone.) 

Tasks (partial list!)
  • Enter a career’s worth of jokes/topics into a spreadsheet.
  • Organize performance-related photos and ephemera.
  • Catalog collections (stamps, coins, Disneyana, autographs, etc. 
  • Update contacts on spreadsheets + in Apple Contacts; run mailing labels.
  • View, rename, and organize performance video files.
  • Scan documents and photos and label people/places/events as directed.

The position MAY include the following:

  • Research, photograph + list collectibles on eBay and other sites.
  • Package items for shipping in a cost-efficient manner; drop at post office.

However, I might end up using a different service/person for this. So if you’re an eBay wizard, let me know.

Necessary techie skills

I have been called techno-challeged, so you must know how to be productive with: 

  • Mac OS and iOS
  • Apple Mail
  • Apple Notes
  • Excel or Apple Numbers
  • Google Workspace (Drive/Sheets/Docs)
Location + Hours

The office is in the Lafranchi Building (E. Street near 2nd in Santa Rosa). 

Hours are flexible—likely 10-15 hours a week to start. Some tasks can be done at home. Hourly rate is based on experience, in the $20 to $25 an hour range. Must have a car for runs to the post office and office supply store. 

Interested?

Email me your resume or details on your skills and relevant experience.

P.S. Laughing at my jokes is not required, but it would be nice.